15 February, 2015


Dear Pandora,

If you weren't a free service I would be raising hell along the lines of the Spanish Inquisition.  A Pandora One account?  Not on your life!  I can deal with the occasional ad.  Even the piss-poor pronunciation of "...ad-free listening..." (that guy's voice is very grating.  But cutting off a song two seconds into it?  What the fuck?!  The only conclusion I can come to is that Pandora is female.  She teases us with a few seconds of a song that makes us holler "Yes!  I love this song!" only to change directions and let us down.  Pandora, my dear, you are a cruel bitch.  But I still hang on.  

No comments: