If you weren't a free service I would be raising hell along the lines of the Spanish Inquisition. A Pandora One account? Not on your life! I can deal with the occasional ad. Even the piss-poor pronunciation of "...ad-free listening..." (that guy's voice is very grating. But cutting off a song two seconds into it? What the fuck?! The only conclusion I can come to is that Pandora is female. She teases us with a few seconds of a song that makes us holler "Yes! I love this song!" only to change directions and let us down. Pandora, my dear, you are a cruel bitch. But I still hang on.